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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Saving the world, one photoshoot at a time

This week on America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks had the girls pose as homeless people. They wear expensive outfits styled to look like what homeless people wear. When I first saw the pictures of the contestants, I wasn't really surprised. In Cycle 8, Tyra had them pose as murder victims. Like... they had to pose as corpses. And the girl who got eliminated, got eliminated because she "looked dead in the photo." That just showed how much of a dumbass Tyra Banks is. Anyways, about this week's photoshoot, I just can't believe that Tyra would actually say that this photoshoot raises awareness about the homeless. She claimed that this is close to her heart, as last year, she was homeless for a day. And by that, she meant she dressed like a homeless person and acted sad on the streets of LA while being filmed by her talk show crew. Now... how is posing for a fashion photo with a homeless-themed set-up helpful to the homeless?!! If you ask me, the picture above is offensive to the homeless. It looks like she's making fun of the homeless!! Next time, she should go with a I'm-a-dumbass theme. She can re-use that picture above.

Dumbass.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Vintage Brit Brit Spears

This was her performance at the Grammys when she was nominated for Best New Artist. She didn't win. Christina Aguilera did. Ahhh... I just miss the rivalry between those two. It was fun.

I hated Brit Brit when she started, but I remember loving this performance. The dancing robots thing is just genius! Love it.

Bring back the old Brit Brit!!!

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