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Oh SNAP!!!

I remember reading somewhere about the reason that Mariah Carey left Columbia Records was she was jealous of Jennifer Lopez. She signed with Virgin, released that mess Glitter, had a nervous breakdown, didn't sell well, got dropped by Virgin, picked up by Island Def Jam, attempted a comeback, failed, attempted a second one and succeeded, all the while still managing dress like a street hooker in public.

Anyways, there's a rumour going around that someone asked Mimi if she would do a duet with Jennifer Lopez, and she sorta said she would rather be on stage with a pig!!!!

Oh Snap!!!

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