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A case of bad lighting?

This woman is Lauren Conrad. She is the "Star" of the MTV "reality" show, The Hills. I'm so completely obsessed with this show, last week, I downloaded like 9 episodes and watched them over, and over and over and over again. I need help.

Anyways, look at that picture!!! I used to think she's a pretty girl, but look at those wrinkles under her eyes!!! Girlfriend's looking beat!!! She should fire her makeup artist!!! (she totally has one) That queen probably took her money and bought a cheap-ass concealer from a drag queen or something!!! This was taken at a club, by the way, so I'm thinking it was the bad lighting. I dunno.

Now this is Audrina. That picture was taken at her new cubicle. You see, when the seies started, she was a receptionist at Quixote Studio, and then she was a receptionist at Epic Records. And she got promoted. To waht? I don;t even know. Lauren's narration sounded like "Audrina got promoted from the reception desk to her own desk." So I don't know what she does now. I used to call her "The Receptionist" and now I'm forced to call her Audrina. I hate it.

Oh and I was watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians just now, and my roommate just told me I talk exactly like those Kardashian sluts. You know, the whole Southern California accent. I don't even know how to react to that.

Oh and in case anyone cares, I changed my number. It's 07817789132.

Another thing. My blogger template doesn't seem to work, and I don;t know what the problem is. Can someone help me? I'm so helpless when it comes to html. Leave a comment!!!

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