Saturday, December 15, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Jenah was ROBBED!!!!!
I just finished watching the season finale of the lates America's Next Top Model, and my favourite, Jenah, did not even make it to the final 2!!!!
Every week, since a few weeks ago, the judges has been saying that Jenah doesn't have a great personality, and that she comes off as cocky and mean. The thing is, they only started saying that like 2 or 3 weeks ago, when they first arrived in China. Before that, Jenah's problem was that she looks a little messy at panel. Frankly, I don't think it's her fault at all. Blame it on Ken Paves. He's the one who gave her cheap-ass extensions!!! And when the show moved to China, I think Tyra Banks realised that they don't have the bitchy-cocky girl like Melrose, and they just edited Jenah's footages to make her that girl!!!
Before she was eliminated, Tyra asked all of the girls who they think has the most potential, and who has the least. Naturally, all the girls claim that they have the mst potential, but the other two girls said Jenah has the least potential, because she has a bad personality. Chantal even said that she doesn't want her little sister to look up to Jenah. SLUT!! Jenah then defended herself in front of the judges, saying that she is misunderstood, and that just because she doesn't smile all the time, and be a rainbow all the time, doesn;t mean that she's mean and she thinks she's better that everyone. She's just used to putting up her guards and be strong, and she didn;t realize that she comes off as mean. And then she admitted that she has to be the mother figure in her family, that she's raising her sisters. And then she started crying.Now, I don't know how realy this whole thing is, and I'm thinking not really, but I cried when I watched that. I never cry from watching unscripted shows, but Jenah's tears touched me so deeply, that it brought me to tears...
For your consideration:
Emmy Awards Outstanding Reality Show:
America's Next Top Model
Every week, since a few weeks ago, the judges has been saying that Jenah doesn't have a great personality, and that she comes off as cocky and mean. The thing is, they only started saying that like 2 or 3 weeks ago, when they first arrived in China. Before that, Jenah's problem was that she looks a little messy at panel. Frankly, I don't think it's her fault at all. Blame it on Ken Paves. He's the one who gave her cheap-ass extensions!!! And when the show moved to China, I think Tyra Banks realised that they don't have the bitchy-cocky girl like Melrose, and they just edited Jenah's footages to make her that girl!!!
Before she was eliminated, Tyra asked all of the girls who they think has the most potential, and who has the least. Naturally, all the girls claim that they have the mst potential, but the other two girls said Jenah has the least potential, because she has a bad personality. Chantal even said that she doesn't want her little sister to look up to Jenah. SLUT!! Jenah then defended herself in front of the judges, saying that she is misunderstood, and that just because she doesn't smile all the time, and be a rainbow all the time, doesn;t mean that she's mean and she thinks she's better that everyone. She's just used to putting up her guards and be strong, and she didn;t realize that she comes off as mean. And then she admitted that she has to be the mother figure in her family, that she's raising her sisters. And then she started crying.Now, I don't know how realy this whole thing is, and I'm thinking not really, but I cried when I watched that. I never cry from watching unscripted shows, but Jenah's tears touched me so deeply, that it brought me to tears...
For your consideration:
Emmy Awards Outstanding Reality Show:
America's Next Top Model
Monday, December 10, 2007
It works!!!
Sunday, December 09, 2007
A case of bad lighting?
This woman is Lauren Conrad. She is the "Star" of the MTV "reality" show, The Hills. I'm so completely obsessed with this show, last week, I downloaded like 9 episodes and watched them over, and over and over and over again. I need help.Anyways, look at that picture!!! I used to think she's a pretty girl, but look at those wrinkles under her eyes!!! Girlfriend's looking beat!!! She should fire her makeup artist!!! (she totally has one) That queen probably took her money and bought a cheap-ass concealer from a drag queen or something!!! This was taken at a club, by the way, so I'm thinking it was the bad lighting. I dunno.
Now this is Audrina. That picture was taken at her new cubicle. You see, when the seies started, she was a receptionist at Quixote Studio, and then she was a receptionist at Epic Records. And she got promoted. To waht? I don;t even know. Lauren's narration sounded like "Audrina got promoted from the reception desk to her own desk." So I don't know what she does now. I used to call her "The Receptionist" and now I'm forced to call her Audrina. I hate it.
Oh and I was watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians just now, and my roommate just told me I talk exactly like those Kardashian sluts. You know, the whole Southern California accent. I don't even know how to react to that.
Oh and in case anyone cares, I changed my number. It's 07817789132.
Another thing. My blogger template doesn't seem to work, and I don;t know what the problem is. Can someone help me? I'm so helpless when it comes to html. Leave a comment!!!
Saturday, December 01, 2007
I'M A MILLIONAIRE!!!!
I was checking my email and I got 2 emails, the first one telling me that I won 1 million pounds at the lottery, and a second one said that I could inherit 30 million USD from a rich guy who died and didn't leave a will!!!!
I'm rich y'all!!!!
I know these are scams, and I don't intend to respond to any of them, but it was a lot of fun pretending that these were real.
Here are the emails:
email #1:
Dear Winner,We happily announce to you the draw (#1004 of the UK LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International Program held of 1TH OF DECEMBER:2007.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 5647500545 188 withSerial number :56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew thelucky numbers:9, 12 ,20,25,33,35,( Bonus 17)Bonus Ball which subsequently won the Jackpot prize. You have thereforebeen approved to claim a total sum of £1,000,000.00 (One MillionPounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.All participants for the online version were selected randomly from theWorld Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listedonline. This promotion takes place weekly.To file for your claim, contact our fiduciary agent:
Name: Mr.Christohper Morgan
Tel phone: +4470 1113 5663
Email: claimsV
ERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM
1.FULL NAMES:__________________________________
2.ADDRESS:________________________________________
3.SEX:_______________
4.AGE:_______
5.MARITAL STATUS:___________________
6.OCCUPATION:________________________
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:_____________________________
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:_____________________
9.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL___________
10.AMOUNT WON:____________________________
11.WINNING NUMBER:___________________________
12 COMPANY NAME:
13.COUNTRY________________________
Regards,
Online coordinator
Mrs.Susan John
THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/04
Batch: R3/A312-59
___________________________________________________________________
email #2:
mr.zhuli57@gmail.com
Dear Friend,
I am Zhu Li, Bank Manager of Bank in China, Shenzhen branch.I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.On November 6,2001, a British Oil consultant/contractor with the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation, made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million Dollars) in my branch. On further investigation, I found out that he died of automobile accident without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.I therefore made further investigation and discoveredthat he did not declare any kin or relations in all hisofficial documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$30,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it.Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to the man so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt governmentofficials.Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.Awaiting your urgent reply via my email:mr.zhuli57@gmail.com
Thanks and regards.
Zhu Li.
I'm rich y'all!!!!
I know these are scams, and I don't intend to respond to any of them, but it was a lot of fun pretending that these were real.
Here are the emails:
email #1:
Dear Winner,We happily announce to you the draw (#1004 of the UK LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International Program held of 1TH OF DECEMBER:2007.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 5647500545 188 withSerial number :56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew thelucky numbers:9, 12 ,20,25,33,35,( Bonus 17)Bonus Ball which subsequently won the Jackpot prize. You have thereforebeen approved to claim a total sum of £1,000,000.00 (One MillionPounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.All participants for the online version were selected randomly from theWorld Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listedonline. This promotion takes place weekly.To file for your claim, contact our fiduciary agent:
Name: Mr.Christohper Morgan
Tel phone: +4470 1113 5663
Email: claimsV
ERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM
1.FULL NAMES:__________________________________
2.ADDRESS:________________________________________
3.SEX:_______________
4.AGE:_______
5.MARITAL STATUS:___________________
6.OCCUPATION:________________________
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:_____________________________
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:_____________________
9.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL___________
10.AMOUNT WON:____________________________
11.WINNING NUMBER:___________________________
12 COMPANY NAME:
13.COUNTRY________________________
Regards,
Online coordinator
Mrs.Susan John
THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/04
Batch: R3/A312-59
___________________________________________________________________
email #2:
mr.zhuli57@gmail.com
Dear Friend,
I am Zhu Li, Bank Manager of Bank in China, Shenzhen branch.I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.On November 6,2001, a British Oil consultant/contractor with the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation, made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million Dollars) in my branch. On further investigation, I found out that he died of automobile accident without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.I therefore made further investigation and discoveredthat he did not declare any kin or relations in all hisofficial documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$30,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it.Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to the man so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt governmentofficials.Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.Awaiting your urgent reply via my email:mr.zhuli57@gmail.com
Thanks and regards.
Zhu Li.