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Friday, October 19, 2007

Where's the mugshot????!!!!!

Brit Brit Spears turned herself in to the police this week for a hit-n-run case, and everyone was excited to see the mugshot. Problem is, it still hasn't surfaced!!! I know nothing about the law, but when other hollywood celebrities get arrested, their mug shots will be all over the internet the same day the shots were taken. So I assumed that the police actually releases these mugshots along with the press release. Apparently, that's not how things work. Can someone with a law background explain to me if they will release it?

Posted by The Gossip Lover at 3:08 AM | | Comments

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Breaking News: I'm still fat, fat FAT!!!!

And I can't be bothered to go on a diet. What's the point? Once I lost the weight, I'm gonna start eating like a knocked up pig and get even fatter. Plus, I turn to food when I'm stressed out and I haven't found a better alternative. I tried smoking, but I hate it and it'll just kill me faster.

Moving on to a more important news, I failed to get Spice Girls tickets!!! I so wanted to go, but when I got the password I hesitated, and before I know it, they were sold out!!! What pisses me off even more is the fact that many of the people who bought the tickets aren't even fans, they just get as much tickets as they can and re-sell them on ebay for profit!!!! Ugh I need food!!! Where's the FOOD???!!!!!!

Oh and Brit Brit Spears's new album drops 31st October!!! I'm so gonna buy it!!

Yes, I still listen to Brit Brit. Shut up!!!

Posted by The Gossip Lover at 6:39 AM | | Comments

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