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Why Eva? Why???!!!!!


I know this is from last month, but whateverr!!!

That horrible red cake from Eva Longoria's wedding is flown in from California!!! In case you didn't already know (and don't tell me you do not. Liar!!!), the wedding took place somewhere in France. FRANCE!!!! I mean... don't they make like the best cakes in the world there?? I know it'll make you seem rich and powerful if you can say "This .......... was flown in all the way from .........." But order in a wedding cake from California to a wedding in France??? Come on!!!! Oh and if you want to pay a fortune for something, which I'm sure she did, wouldn't you want it to look at least presentable? I mean... THAT is one fugly cake!!!

At my sister's wedding last summer, the only thing my dad had specially flown in was me!!! Hehehhe

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