The Year 2006 is about to end, and I just read this article on msnbc.msn.com about 5 worst films of the year, and this guy wrote about films that are so bad, you just have to go and see them. Here is my list, and they just happen to be box-office hits, so a lot of you might have seen at least most of them, if not all. If you haven't already,
don't.
5. My Super Ex-GirlfriendI'm so glad that I didn't see this one at the cinema. It's not worth your money.
4. The Da Vinci CodeI did see this one at the cinema, but I didn't pay for it, so I'm glad. A lot of people say that this movie is bad because they say the book is so much better. I haven't read the book (well.. I read the first page but that doesn't count), and I still think that it stinks!! I mean.... what the hell? It looks like.. I don't know it just stinks.
3. CarsI know, I know, all you loyal Pixar fans will hate me for this but I just didn't like this movie one bit!! Can it BE any more boring??!! I saw it twice at the cinema, but that doesn't mean it was good. I fell asleep the first time, so I went to see it again, to actually see it, and it was hard to stay awake. And I mean hard!!
2. The Break-upJennifer Aniston starrred in this romantic comedy with her rebound guy, Vince Vaughn, who came up with the story. When I read the credits, I thought "Hey, this should be funny right? Vince Vaughn wrote the story." I couldn't be more wrong. This is a romantic comedy about relationships, told in a jerk's point of view!!! I mean.... what's with the whole "You would just do what you want to do, because you refuse to let us in," shit????!! Bullshit!! The whole movie I just wished that these 2 won't get back together. That guy's a selfish jerk!!!! Go buy a baby instead.
1. Pirates of the Carribean : Dead Man's ChestAgain, I know this one's a bit controversial, as it was a monster hit. But I blame Disney's marketing. This movie's a stinker. It's too long, and pointless. When I saw it, I saw a kid running to the back and to the front of the room, back, and forth, she didn't care about the movie at all!! I didn't even really watch this one. I was too busy going to the toilet. It's that bad. I didn't care if I missed an expensive action sequence or not. I'd rather go to Tim Elson's class.
Some stinkers worth mentioning:
Failure to LaunchBoring. Matthew McConaughey is over-rated. He can't act!! And in case you didn't know, he doesn't wear deodorant, so he stinks literally too. And why is he always playing a southern guy? Is being himself in front of the camera considered acting? Yawn.
You, Me and DupreeNot funny. Period. That kind of plot is getting old. Double yawn.
V for VendettaShould have been called B for Boring instead. Triple yawn.
Sue me. I'm broke, anyway.
This is the cover photograph of Mariah Carey's Butterfly album. Wasn't she hot??!!! Well.. People do talk about her cover photo's usually photochopped to make herlook hotter, but I logged on to YouTube and watched the video Honey and she was hot!! What happened to her? She now looks so haggarf or something. Evertime I see a picture of Mariah's on the net, I can never figure out what's not right. Could it be bad fake tan? Or did she have too much fat injections on her face? Boob job gone wrong? I can't figure it out. I miss her Columbia days. She made good music then. And then she divorced Tommy Mottola, started to dress like a whore (a hot one at first, and then slowly looking cheaper and cheaper) and she broke the record for the most valuable record deal with Virgin, and she made that disaster that was Glitter, and broke the record again for the most settlement paid to an individual to void the contract with virgin, and then there was the nervous breakdown. That was the end of the Mariah that I loved......