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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Wait A Minute

This is PCD's latest single, produced by and featuring Timbaland, who's pulling a Missy Elliot, by producing like 10 million hits this year. I bet we'll be hearing the name Timbaland said every 10 seconds in next year's VMA's. Just an opinion, but I kinda think Nicole's new haircut with the fringe combined with the heavy make-up made her look like a Thai drag queen. This song is great, but the video could have been so much better. I like the Pussycat Dolls 'cuz 'they put the Ass into Class' but in this video, they all looked like ho's. But that's just me. What do YOU think? Oh and is that a phone? if it is, I WANT IT!!!!

On a totally unrelated, i-know-you-couldn't-care-less-but-i-do topic, Ryan Philippe and Reese Witherspoon are splitting up!!! I was shocked when I first read about it. They're such a beautiful couple!!! and to make it worse, there are rumours going around that the split is caused by Reese finding out that Ryan's been cheating!!! The timing couldn't have been worse for Ryan. Unlike Brad Pitt, Ryan's career has been low-profile this past few years, while Reese has produced a string of $100-million hits and won an Oscar. With a scandal like this, Ryan's in trouble. His next film, featuring his mistress as his co-star, will just bomb, and he'll just end-up in The Surreal Life, alongside Janice Dickinson. No one can get a way with cheating. Exept for Brad Pitt, of course. In Brad Pitt's case, The cheater emerged as the winner, with Jen appearing in a string of misses while Brad enjoyed hits after another, not to mention a kid with the then-mistress-now-partner Santa Angelina(Nick-name by Perez Hilton).

But we'll just see. Reese is not really an untouchable A-list. Just Like Heaven, her vehicle released around the same time as her Oscar-winning Walk The Line bombed. She could be the next Nicole Kidman, whose career sky-rocketed after a divorce, or she could be Jennifer Aniston, the loser, who lost her her husdand to an angelic hottie, and left with a lack-luster career. We'll see.

Oh and another thing. UCL Malaysian Night 2007 production team decided not to use my story. They're using some Singaporean girls script, a story about a kampung girl who migrated to the big city, and have a big career, and then one day, she had to return to her kampung to survey the land. During the trip, she discovered love, culture, and herself (OK I haven't read it, and the last part is what I assume it would be. And I'm convinced that I'm right). Sound familiar? I know, right? Just so the production crew know, Russel Crowe's latest vehicle, A Good Year, which features, coincidentally, of course, a similar plot, flopped. I'm not trying to be bitter. I really don't care my story didn;t get picked up. Just thought you might want to know.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Sobfest 2006

I think i've found it!!! Clint Eastwood's new movie, Flags of Our Fathers. I can't wait to see it!!

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Sunday, October 22, 2006

What is the Mnight Factor?

So the UCL Malaysian Night is coming up in February. So everyone's freaking out because we don't actually have a script yet. I told them my idea, and some people liked it because they think it's diffeent. We do need variety in our Malaysian Night shows, as there are just so many, and the audiences are mostly the same everywhere. Anyways, so i told them i couldn;t write the script, cuz i suck at writing. mapped out my story, and someone else wrote it for them (the they means the production team). so the script is done, and the writer wants to direct. there are notes everywhere, describing in details each and every scene, and most of them are just not achievable on stage (seriously dude.. u're reaching for the stars here). but that's not the point. a lot of people hate the story, because it's different!! some told me it's lacking the "mnight factor." yes, i understand, no matter how u market this show, the audience will be mostly malaysians. that's just inevitable. so they want jokes, and stuff. in-jokes. jokes that only malaysians will laugh to. and there's this one guy, who thinks he's like the funniest, coolest guy on earth, trying to tell us how he thinks the jokes can be included in, and they all suck!! Come on!! last year's script wasn't exactly Saturday Night Live material either! the thing is, unless you're Tina Fey, you simple don;t write jokes in the script, or it will just end up sounding lame!!! I know, for a fact that 99.9% of the jokes were improvised in rehearsals. they were not in the script. I should know. I memorised the whole play. Ask Farahana if you don;t believe me.

The thing is, these peop,e are just being Malaysians. Yes. you read that right. Malaysians. We just luuurrrrrrve wasting time coplaining about stuff that we hardly know about. coming to meetings, telling people we've read the script when we don;t even know how it ends, giving stupid suggestios that just cannot be included as it will ruin the whole story, because we don;t know what the whole thing is about in the forst place!!! and we tell people there's aother script on the works, so that we don;t have to use this stinker, and at the end of the day, we can come by in our white horses to the rescue...

Not in a million lifetimes, BITCHES!!!

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Saturday, October 14, 2006

My new life

Finally, almost a whole month after moving in to this house, and almost a year since i arrived in London, I HAVE INTERNET IN THE COMFORT OF MY ROOM!!!! I have to say, the feeling can't be better. But that's almost the only good thing that's going on in my life right now.

I'm living in a house, in a city where everyone else I know live in flats, or in houses but they're only renting a room. That rocks. But there's no such thing as free lunch is there? This house is so far from Central London, sometimes it takes more than an hour to go to uni. An alternative would be taking the tube insead of the bus, but I don't think I can afford it. I thought the rent would be cheap, but it turns out not being so cheap, that if I buy a tube pass every month, I'll have to end up eating sand or paper or sand paper. Really. I'm not kidding. What I'm not very happy about is the fact that my room is not that much bigger than the guy who's paying 10 pounds less a week, and with the double bed that I have, I don't have much space left. And I don't know how I can reduce my rent, as I don't have the guts to confront this guy. What do I say? "Bitch! My room is as big as your, and I'm paying a whole lot more? Bitch!"

I know I'm being such a drama queen. But I can't help it.All my life, I've had everything falling into its place miraculously, and I now I have everything working against me. It's gonna take some time getting used to not having luck on my side all the time. I complain all the time when my life just couldn't be better, and now that everything's falling apart, Even I can't imagine how messed up I'm going to be. Maybe that's the problem. I always complain. Maybe I should stop complaining, get a job, and buy the tube pass and all the problems will go away. Maybe this is my destiny. Maybe it's time to take charge. I've had enough luck. Now I'll have to work for everything.

Heck. My life sucks.

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