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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Bla.


Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Totally Hot

OK as u can see, I am officially obsessed (see below). But seriously watch that video above. It is totally hot! They don't make shit like this anymore. Because of they do, it will just be a mess, as opposed to this hot mess masterpiece!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I found my theme song!!


Discover ABBA!

This song is me. It is so me, it's not even funny!

Listen to it! This song defines me.

Speaking of songs, I so wanted to sing that song New York, New York the day before I'm supposed to fly to New York, but it didn;t work out, there's so much drama that went on, and I had to call it off. And the I found this scene from Desperate Housewives! The one where Susan sang New York, New York at a piano bar while going off on her ex! Now I'm thinking, I should dedicate this wonderful performance to that cunt Kathleen O'Connor, who was supposed to be in charge of my exchange, failed to send the acceptance package on time, neglected to respond to any attempts of reaching her, and all of a sudden, left RPI while the acceptance package is still not sent!

Here's to you, Kathleen!

Clip below.



Thursday, February 28, 2008

Saving the world, one photoshoot at a time

This week on America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks had the girls pose as homeless people. They wear expensive outfits styled to look like what homeless people wear. When I first saw the pictures of the contestants, I wasn't really surprised. In Cycle 8, Tyra had them pose as murder victims. Like... they had to pose as corpses. And the girl who got eliminated, got eliminated because she "looked dead in the photo." That just showed how much of a dumbass Tyra Banks is. Anyways, about this week's photoshoot, I just can't believe that Tyra would actually say that this photoshoot raises awareness about the homeless. She claimed that this is close to her heart, as last year, she was homeless for a day. And by that, she meant she dressed like a homeless person and acted sad on the streets of LA while being filmed by her talk show crew. Now... how is posing for a fashion photo with a homeless-themed set-up helpful to the homeless?!! If you ask me, the picture above is offensive to the homeless. It looks like she's making fun of the homeless!! Next time, she should go with a I'm-a-dumbass theme. She can re-use that picture above.

Dumbass.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Vintage Brit Brit Spears

This was her performance at the Grammys when she was nominated for Best New Artist. She didn't win. Christina Aguilera did. Ahhh... I just miss the rivalry between those two. It was fun.

I hated Brit Brit when she started, but I remember loving this performance. The dancing robots thing is just genius! Love it.

Bring back the old Brit Brit!!!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

This is beyond cute!!!!

It's a video of a kid trying to tell his dad that his little brother is bleeding. He thought that his little brother is bleeding, but the baby is fine, I guess. And he's actually freaking out!!! He's really worried. It's amazing how at that age, he's already protective of his brother.

For some reason, I sort of cried when I watched this.

Update: The baby was bleeding, 'cuz the older kid bumped his head into the baby's mouth. And he didn't notice until after a few minutes. I guess he felt guilty when he remembered that he caused the bleeding. That's why he freaked out. Here's another video of what actually happened.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Oh SNAP!!!

I remember reading somewhere about the reason that Mariah Carey left Columbia Records was she was jealous of Jennifer Lopez. She signed with Virgin, released that mess Glitter, had a nervous breakdown, didn't sell well, got dropped by Virgin, picked up by Island Def Jam, attempted a comeback, failed, attempted a second one and succeeded, all the while still managing dress like a street hooker in public.

Anyways, there's a rumour going around that someone asked Mimi if she would do a duet with Jennifer Lopez, and she sorta said she would rather be on stage with a pig!!!!

Oh Snap!!!

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